Oh I love stupid people, they can really make my day at times. Granted I sometimes want to hit them so hard their head flys off their soldiers, but othertimes I love to sit back and laugh. My best insult has come from a 40 year old Italian dish, Freddy. He called me infidel American scum, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. I remeber being in France and totally lost in the airport because I couldn't get my ticket and all these French people looking at me and whispering "oh mon deu, american..." That was embarassing at first but then just irritating. It was fun though when I would go up to them and ask them somthing in French and they would give me this look like oh god, she knows something of French.
However, I have never been insulted by a food dish. I may have insulted plenty of dishes that I've tasted but never had one return the love. So I guess I just wanted to share this amusement. See Freddy, you didn't know what you were getting into did you? You insult my blog and I get to insult you to the world. If you don't agree with me, thats fine, you can state that but if you insult me, it's just asking me to rip you up one side and down the other. I can be one of the nicest people you'll ever meet but I can also be one of the scariest and nastiest you'll ever meet. So, one has to think about that before taking me on. I have a horrible temper and this desire to rip people apart that come after me in a way I don't like. Yes I am cruel and merciless when I am like that and frankly don't give a damn. So dearest Freddy, thank you for giving me some entertainment for the day but part of me still wants to hurt you, after all maybe I should live up to your American scum comment. At least when you have your alfredo ass kicked by a 17 year old American girl you'll have some bearings to say American scum. America walks all over Italy's ass in intelligence, military, and overall economy. Eat that.
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Way to go babe....who is this weirdo??
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