"So I'm thinking a double date with another friend of mine but I have to find a girl for him...anyone you know?"
"Are you assuming I'd be going as your date or are you insinuating you want me to be his date?"
"Either would work. I think I'd take you but I don't know many women so maybe you know a girl for him? Or maybe you'd like to do a single with him. He's 20. Nice guy, virgin, terribly shy around women."
"Wait a damn minute. You want to set me up with your wimpy friend for what? A possible shag? Are you out of your fucking mind?"
"I'm not saying that. He's nice, just needs some encouragement."
"Tell him to go see a shrink. I don't do awkward dates to boost egos and I sure as hell don't do first time shags just so he can feel better about himself. Good God you really are an idiotic asshole."
"Well hey, I wanted you as my girlfriend and you turned me down."
"You idiot, I said you had to take me on a proper date. You can't expect a girl to commit to someone before you take her out properly.
"Well that's not my problem. You turned me down."
"Apparently I didn't miss out on anything when you try to set me up with your friend who is clueless about women. You are apparently clueless about women as well. Besides, what makes you think I'm still on the market for shitty dates anyways?"
**silence**
"Yeah, thank you. Tell your friend to grow some balls and find his own girl. I can't believe you'd be such a dipshit to ask me."
"Well you did like me at one point."
"I have no taste apparently, what can I say?"
"I have to go, my food is ready."
"Later." *click*
That was my conversation yesterday with a sort of acquantance of mine who yes, I considered dating, until I suddenly got asked to fulfill the girlfriend post and said huh? He didn't like that I would hesitate and all the sudden we weren't even really friends. We chat on occassions but I refer to him more as asshole because he essentially stood me up for the date that was supposed to have followed that non-girlfriend conversation. This little blurb was so shocking, thank God I didn't end up with him. It seemed rather creepy don't you think?
